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The Alphabet of Manliness

As I sit here eating a steak with beer, have a Jon Wayne movie on in the background, my girlfriend doing the dishes, and am reading this book, I cannot help but feel that I cannot get any manlier. It’s laugh out loud funny if you can take a joke without getting easily offended. The chapter on Chuck Norris almost made me pee my pants at work. Extended Edition came out on August 25, Maddox announced the book on February 22,and announced its title to a mailing list on October 18, Maddox is a personality.

Whereas, Hamburger portrays wild e This book is what it says it is from A is for Ass Kiciking to Z is for Zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness. For my review of this book, I want you to think of the sound a rocket or firework in a movie makes when it’s lit but just putters about for a moment and then falls into a puddle.

I really did a bang-up job on this book, and I deserve all the credit. Certain topics didn’t make much sense in terms of manliness “zombies”? This book is what it says it is from A is for Ass Kiciking to Z is for Zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness. Maddox should have bit off Hamburger less, going with his more original voice would have been much funnier and better.


This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly thro Release Date: Aug 30, Seizure Romero rated it it was amazing Shelves: Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. He’s not the kind of person to read if you are easily offended. I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. I haven’t finished it yet and I’m still giving it top ratings. Feb 12, Tim rated it really liked it Recommends it for: Not a book for Higher learning but I still enjoyed it.

View all 3 comments. If you like and enjoy the stand-up work of George Carlin, you should enjoy this book. Quotes from The Alphabet of M I’ve been reading “The Best Page in the Universe” for a a few years now so his particular brand of satire and parody are hardly surprising, and I went into it knowing precisely what to expect.

It’s funny in his own little twisted sense of humor, but it’s not a book to be taken seriously. Want to Read saving….

What every red-blooded man does when he gets some free time: The book consists of 26 short sections, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet.

A is for ass-kicking B is for boners C is for copping a feel D is for taking a dump E is for enlightenment F is for female wrestling G is for gas H is for hot sauce I is for irate J is for beef jerky K is for knocke Brought to you by the mastermind behind www.


The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

And for some reason, this just isn’t that funny because it actually is a qlphabet and serious problem. If you enjoy Maddox’s website, then you’ll enjoy this.

Humor is tailored for the individual and this either went over my head or just wasn’t my cup of tea.

A book that shouldn’t be taken seriously by no means. Return to Book Page.

It’s a dumb book with a few funny moments and illustrations. Another book tour took place as well. Views Read Edit View history. Please help improve this section by adding citations to reliable sources.

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I couldn’t tell for sure but there if a couple of spots that felt a little rapey and offset the previous success that he had. And you may want to battle a gorilla, but that’s none of my business.

Not even ‘N is for Nor I love Maddox’s website, and my expectations were quite high for this book. However, I just think that this book would be better if it was more like the website. I took most of this book as sarcasm and trite cliches, but it is remarkably unremarkable.